DIE YOU ZOMBIE BASTARDS! the movie

Right HERE is the ONLY place on the planet where you can get the DVD
+ a bumper sticker
+ a temporary tattoo
for a measly TEN DOLLARS! (plus shipping)

Zombastic motto (repeat after me): Even broke cheapskates should be able to afford this crap.

"Thrill to the mayhem that ensues when ever-lovable serial killer Red Toole sets off on a globe-trotting quest in search of his missing wife, the lovely Violet -- caught in the clutches of the evil Baron Nefarious who, of course, plans to conquer the world (or something) by turning everyone into mindless zombie slaves! The story may sound familiar, but trust us -- you've never seen anything like this! See! A serial-killer superhero with a cape made of human flesh! Hear! Legendary one-man band & rockabilly pioneer Hasil Adkins! Smell! Scalding, molten cheese disfiguring pert young bodies! Hear! An exclusive and eclectic rock 'n' roll soundtrack! "